It's Opposite Day, yeah, Opposite Day
Wear your pants on your head
Crap in your hat, it's Opposite Day
On Opposite Day, yeah, Opposite Day
Buy a black baby on the white market, it's Opposite Day
On Opposite Day, people get me
And crazy exes forget me
And all abortions go to Heaven
On Opposite Day, yeah, Opposite Day
I have normal sex with people in my general age range
And on Opposite Day, yeah, Opposite Day
Your mom's not on Opposite Day
What's that you say?
Your mom passed away?
Well she'll still be alive when it's Opposite Day
On Opposite Day, puppies pet me
And receiving a upsets me
Cuz my sucks itself on Opposite Day
Opposite Day, Opposite Day