Do you got a baby but you don't know who the daddy is
Do you have a 417lbs. kid
Do you got a monkey that can ride a bike
Are you sleeping with your uncle and you're not with your wife
Cause I've been watching and I don't know what to do
My best friends brother beat up all my boyfriends too
My mom's a f*cking man but wait she's pregnant too
Test results are next and we'll be back in a few
Do you got a body but you're not sure where the brain is
Do you need a f*cking idiot to sit down and explain it
Cause if so you might be perfect for our show
The Maury Show where all the shitty people go