Three teens in a garage, trying to make some noise
Guitars, drums, and a bass, but no clear choice
They need a band name that's cool and fast
But every idea they have just doesn't last
Their band may have no name
They are in for the fame
They know they can't go wrong
They'll keep playing their song
Masculine Intuition
Chase the Dragon
Parity Violation
Moonshine Explosion
They brainstormed for hours, nothing seemed to stick
They wanted something catchy, something that would click
But every name they thought of was already taken
They felt defeated, the path to fame forbidden
Their band may have no name
They are in for the fame
They know they can't go wrong
They'll keep playing their song
Next Level Amnesia
Blunt Force Drama
Dumpster Divers
Smell My Fingers
They thought about giving up, but couldn't let it go
They had to keep trying, just couldn't say no
Picked up their instruments and started to play
Out of their failure, a new song was made away
Their band may have no name
They are in for the fame
They know they can't go wrong
They'll keep playing their song
Ugly Fetus
Cheeto Jesus
Neandertallica
Cleavious Karma
Life Among the Constipated
Self Inflicted
The Eyebrow Coalition
Premature Emasculation
Probation Relations
The Yeast Inflections
Necromonger
Pull My Finger
Their band may have no name
They are in for the fame
They know they can't go wrong
Now they have a top chart song
Their band may have no name
They are in for the fame
They know they can't go wrong
Now they have a top chart song
The Yeast Inflections
Necromonger
Pull My Finger
Ah!