Doctor Destruction - Cosmos 105.7 (Skit 3) Lyrics

105.7 the Cosmos, it's your boy Kyle here with DJ Buck Naked
The phones are off the hook here at the studio and
People are calling with sightings of Doctor Destruction
Using ultralight beams to destroy entire planets from his spaceship
Which he calls The Sharon Destroyer
Jesus Christ, this dude has completely f*cked it up Am I right Kyle?
But goddamn, does he make a good album
It's kinda perfect theme to the universe's end
I couldn't agree more with you there, Buck
Let's take a few callers

(Oh my God is this, is this the Cosmos?2
(Did I make it on the radio, did I win anything?)
Yes this is Cosmos 105.7, but you didn't win anything
Do you have anything to say to us?
(Yes, it was Doctor Destruction
Man, first of all, I was f*cking my cousin
And then the whole world exploded and, and I couldn't believe it
It was rad I thought I was having an explosion of an orgasm
And then I see f*cking cat guts out here, my cousin'll tell you)

(So I was f*cking my cousin
And out of nowhere the f*cking planet exploded
Now I'm like floating in outer space butt ass naked)
Oh wow, you guys are gay as f*ck
I wasn't expecting that, I mean I think that's great
You know, it is 2097
And a guy, or a girl, or a lampshade can be whatever the f*ck they want to be
Goddammit, they should
Anyway, how are you calling?
(On my cellphone)
Alright, this is weird, next caller