[ Featuring Christopher Chung, Jodie Steele ]
Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop off the
Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note
Oh, my God
Is she dead?
Just some broken bones
Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably
Yo, girl
Keep it together
I knew you would come far
Now you're truly a Heather
Smell how gangsta you are
Martha, I'm so sorry
Yo, girl
Feel a bit punchy?
She's not looking so well
Still, you've earned that red scrunchie
Come join Heather in hell
Where have you been?
We've been worried sick! Your friend JD stopped by
He told us everything
"Everything"?
Your depression? Your thoughts of suicide?
He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick
He's got your handwriting down cold
Please, honey, talk to us!
No, you wouldn't understand!
Try me! I've experienced everything you're going through right now
Guess who's right down the block?
Your problems seem like life and death
Guess who's climbing the stairs?
I promise, they're not
Guess who's picking your lock?
You don't know what my world looks like!
Time's up! Go say your prayers!
Veronica's running on, running on fumes now
Veronica's totally fried
Veronica's gotta be trippin' on 'shrooms now
Thinking that she can hide
Veronica's done for, there's no doubt now
Notify next of kin!
Veronica's trying to keep him out now
Too late
He got in
Knock, knock! Sorry for coming in through the window
Dreadful etiquette, I know!
Get out of my house!
