DooHickey's - Mr. Fix It Lyrics

It was another crappy day at the five and dime
My boss found a brand new way to waste my time
Do this, do that, and all that crap
I take the load and she takes a nap
By the end of my shift I lost my mind

On the way home I had to blow off steam
I rang my man so I could finally scream
But everytime I call 'em,
He tries solving all my problems
By now he should know what I need, 'cause

I don't need Mr. Fix It. I want Mr. Agree
Mr. Sit There and Listen and Validate Me
'Cause I had a hard day and I just want to vent
So if Mr. Fix It's in, I'll tell him to "get bent"

I explained why my boss made me so mad
But then he said "she doesn't sound that bad
He told me that I should think twice
And I should hear out his advice
But boy he better listen now to me, 'cause

I don't need Mr. Fix It. I want Mr. Screw Her
Mr. Always Take My Side No Matter What He Heard
'Cause I had a hard day and I don't want his help
So if Mr. Fix It's in, I'll tell him "go to Hell"

I don't think I can take much more of this shit
Of him always playing devil's advocate
Don't speak your mind. It ain't hard to do
If you keep this up, then we'll be through
Unless I get what I need, 'cause

I don't need Mr. Fix It. I want Mr. Shut Up
Mr. Leave Me In Peace As I Refill My Cup
'Cause I had a hard day and I just want to drink
So if Mr. Fix It's in, I'll drown him in the sink

If it's broke, don't fix it