Pearl jam clones are everywhere
F*ck that shit, go cut your f*cking hair
Seattle sound is all around
But where's the huevos in that sound
Go to the Whisky, see a band
Just all an 'L' and you've got bland
All those bands just sound the same
And they all look so f*cking lame
And I don't want to hear it
Everybody's trying to make it
Heard it all a million times
Grab the brass ring before it falls down
Wish they'd all just go away
Pearl jam clones are everywhere
F*ck that shit, go cut your f*cking hair
Not one word original
Not one word original
And then they all fall down
They all go down
Grab the brass ring
Find the pot of gold