Dr. Dre - The $20 Sack Pyramid Lyrics

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[Dr. Dre:]
Damn! It seems that always is something with the f*cking TV, man. ("I'm sorry. I... ")
Motherf*ckin' cable off...
Shit, I make it...
Hey, bring me something to drink!
Yeah, the motherf*cking crazy was to do, I don't worry.
Damn, ain't shit on this motherf*cker!
Oh, oh shit!
What the f*ck is this?

[Applausing]

[Snoop Doggy Dogg singing the theme of the TV Show:]
Dan-dala-da-dam, dam-da-da-da-dam!
Dam-da-da-da, dam-da-da-da-dam!
Dan-dala-da-dam, dam-da-da-da-dam!
DAM! Dam-da-da-da-daaammmm!

[Big Tittie Nickie as OG Henny Loc:]
Hey, motherf*ckers! Welcome back to The $20 Sack Pyramid.
I'm your host, motherf*cking OG Henny Loc... and we're back with our two final contestants:
Duck-motherf*cking-Mouth and Bootny Lee Farnsworth.
They'll be playin for a $20 sack of Indo and a $35 gift certificate to the Compton Swap Meet.
Alright y'all bitches got 30 seconds to answer five motherf*cking questions!
Lonnie!
You're ready with that clock?
Well, let the games begin...

[Interlude: The D.O.C. as Bootny Lee Farnsworth, Samara as Duck-motherf*cking-Mouth]
[The D.O.C.:] Alright, man. We gotta do this shit, man!
[Samara:] Hell yeah, yeah, man.
[The D.O.C.:] We can do this shit right now!
[Samara:] F*ck that, the whole neighbourhood is watching and everybody's watching!
[The D.O.C.:] We gotta do this shit right now, OK, you ready?
[Samara:] Hell yeah, man. Come on!
[The D.O.C.:] Hey man, you ready?
[Samara:] I'm ready!
[The D.O.C.:] I'm ready. Let's go! Indo... uhhh, Cavvy... uhhh, Buddha!
[Samara:] Shit, shit I used to sell? Uh...
[The D.O.C.:] Hocus-pocus...
[Samara:] Oh! "Things that people smoke"?
[The D.O.C.:]
Right! That's it, that's it! [ring]
Ohhh! "F*ck me in the ass! " Ohhh, ohhh! "Step to me and let me suck your dick! Ahhhh"
[Samara:] Oh! "Things that Tim Dog was saying"?
[The D.O.C.:] Yeah, that's it right there [ring]
[Samara:] Ohh, yeah! Come on keep going, man, hurry up!
[The D.O.C.:] VCR's... uh, TV's and shit...
[Samara:] Oh...
[The D.O.C.:] All them socks and shit! Oh, that box in your room and shit!
[Samara:] Oh! Oh, shit! "I came up on loot"?)
[The D.O.C.:] That's it! That's it right there!
[Samara:] Yeah, that's it, come on! Hurry up, man! Hurry up!
[The D.O.C.:] En Vogue... uhh...
[Samara:] Shit! Bitches?
[The D.O.C.:] Halle... Halle... Halle Berry...
[Samara:] Oh, bad bitches?
[The D.O.C.:] Oh, your Auntie Clarisse...
[Samara:] Oh! "Bitches I want to f*ck"!
[The D.O.C.:] That's it right there! That's it! [ring]
[Samara:] Okay, okay! Come on! Come on, hurry up, we got five seconds!
[The D.O.C.:] OK, OK... uhhh, uhhh... "I know Doc"...
[Samara:] Uhm, uhm...
[The D.O.C.:] "Dre going to do my music and shit"...
[Samara:] Uhm...
[The D.O.C.:] "Snoop and me. We go to the Swap Meet! "
[Samara:] Oh, oh, I know, I know! "Things that niggas be saying to get the pussy! "
[The D.O.C.:] That's it! That's it right there! That's it, that's it!
[Samara:] AHHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHH!
[The D.O.C.:] Give me my motherf*cking weed!
[Samara:] 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey! Maaaan... That's what I mean!
[The D.O.C.:] Give me my motherf*cking weed! It's alright, baby! Give me my weed!
[Samara:] Yeeeeah!
[The D.O.C.:] Give me my $35 to go to the motherf*cking Swap Meet. Bitch...
[Samara:] I'm in the moneyyyy! I'm in the moneyyyy!
[The D.O.C.:] Uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh! I sniff! 'Ey!
[Samara:] I'm in the moneyyyy! I'm in the moneyyyy!

[Snoop Doggy Dogg singing the theme of the TV Show:]
Dan-dala-da-dam, dam-da-da-da-dam!
Dam-da-da-da, dam-da-da-da-dam!
Dan-dala-da-dam, dam-da-da-da-dam!
DAM! Dam-da-da-da-daaammmm!

[Applausing]