I went into The Bar
And I found this girl
I thought that
She'd be everything
My entire world
So I got into the bathroom
And I took down her pants
And to my surprise
It had me in a sudden trance
I Should've Seen The Chub...
So I continued my evening right
I was so ashamed of myself
For what I had just done
Goes against everything
That my life has taught me
So now I'm running in circles
And I don't know what to do
I think I've had far too much
This Whiskey can't rhyme
But I can tell time and I know
That I'm so f*cked up...
I Should've Seen the Chub