Drew Anthony - Coronavirus Lyrics

I woke up this morning with a boner
Masturbated five times looking at some porno
XVideos, Tube8, YouPorn, DiGiorno
I ran out of TP so I cleaned off with a polo
It got to the point my shirt started getting crusty
I looked in the mirror and my belly showing me I'm pudgy
I called my girl over the phone like baby do you love me
Then she accidentally picked up moaning yelling f*ck me
Damn! she's so pretty and I'm so fat
I could probably get more booty if I put down the snacks
My face looks like I suffer from cardiac arrest
A few strokes and maybe a mild heart attack
I gotta get back in shape this shit is stressful
I'm already late on my rent and being broke ain't helpful
I've dealt with enough things in my life and I'm tired of it
I swear to god when I go outside I hope I get

Coronavirus
I'm getting fat and I'm sleeping alone, no
I gotta rub one out so I don't get bored
Coronavirus
I'm tired of being in my crib all-day
I just wanna go outside so I can get paid

Corona, corona, virus, virus, virus
Corona, corona, virus, virus, virus

I spent the last few weeks in misery
On social media scrolling through all the bullshit conspiracies
Like did Carole Baskin really kill her husband
Fed him to some tigers and took all the money from him
I've been watching everything on amazon prime check it
And forgot about the payment I'm making with Netflix
I got 100 subscriptions I don't know about
It's only cuz the government warning me from going out
I'm so hairy, goddammit I'm hairy
I got so much cheese I feel I'm producing dairy
Whenever I go outside I see everybody staring
If you would just mind your business then business would open early
Keep your distance to 6 feet, please
Or you can catch these hands end up 6 feet deep
I've dealt with enough things in my life and i'm tired of it
I swear to god when I go outside I hope I get

Coronavirus
I'm getting fat and I'm sleeping alone, no
I gotta rub one out so I don't get bored
Coronavirus
I'm tired of being in my crib all-day
I just wanna go outside so I can get paid

Corona, corona, virus, virus, virus
Corona, corona, virus, virus, virus

I'm getting fat and I'm sleeping alone, no
I gotta rub one out so I don't get bored

I'm tired of being in my crib all-day
I just wanna go outside so I can get paid