Dr.Flopz - W.T.F. Lyrics

I'll eat your ass out until you pass out
Down there so long , that's your motherf*ckin' pubes sprout
Happy bill, my pickle is dill
Short and weird, I'll make your pussy distill
A dirt drop, tha motherf*ckin' flopz
Pullin' down my pants, I'm jerkin' off nonstop
In your eye, oh my
If your coochie is dry, well I'm the f*ckin' guy
I'll make ya moist, and you have no choice
Chokin' on a dick until you lose your voice
You can't scream, now your head is full of cream
I'm ugly as f*ck, but the man of your dreams
I'm a nightmare, hope you have healthcare
Ever been f*cked by a guy on welfare
Don't lie, I'll bust my nut in your eye
When you bring me home, it's gonna make your mother cry
I'm the scum, I come straight from the slums
Just met your sister, and I'm staring at her bum
I grab my dick, and it makes her kinda sick
I lick my lips, and then I blow her a kiss
And now your dad is lookin' real mad
Wait until he sees this erection I have
So I run, cocksucker has a gun
Run through a church an slap a nun on the bum
Dr.Flopz, that motherf*cker's nuts
Unprotected sex with all the dirty sluts
He don't care, pissin' in his underwear
The dirtiest cock that you're ever gonna fear
You can't tell, that I don't mind tha smell
When my pants came down, you didn't take it that well
So I laugh, I'll split your ass in half
Spit on my balls, but don't forget the Shaft
Hey, pretty lady do you wanna f*ck
Get your ass eaten by a dirty schmuck
Get on your knees and open up
If you wanna decease, well I guess you're in luck
Hey, pretty lady do you wanna f*ck
Get your ass eaten by a dirty schmuck
Get on your knees and open up
If you wanna decease, well I guess you're in luck
Hey, pretty lady do you wanna f*ck
Get your ass eaten by a dirty schmuck
Get on your knees and open up
If you wanna decease, well I guess you're in luck
Hey, pretty lady do you wanna f*ck
Get your ass eaten by a dirty schmuck
Get on your knees and open up
If you wanna decease, well I guess you're in luck
I know I'm gross, now let me suck on your toes
Put my dick in your mouth before it explodes
I premature ejaculate a lot
On your mother's clothes, and I hope I get caught
With my dick, in the palm of my hand
But your mother don't know she's about to get slammed in her butt
So I pull the blinds shut, I hope she don't mind that
My dick is uncut, well it is, just not the tip
The rest of my cock is cut up quite a bit
From the glass, and whacking off too fast
All covered in scars, and looking real crass
I know I'm sick, and such a f*cking prick
The second I cum, I go f*ck the next chick
Or the dead, now your face is getting red
Better shut your mouth or I'll tie you to a bed
Its time to f*ck, well I guess I'm in luck
That pussy so tight that I got my dick stuck
Pull it out, the best that I can
I do the windmill, now my dick is a fan
Cool you off, until I get soft now
Turn your head as I grab my balls and cough
Till I cum, and I know you're not dumb
Drop to your knees and clean it up with your tongue
So you down, to get molested by a clown?
Make you sit on my face until I f*cking drown
I love that shit, I'll destroy your f*cking clit
Lay you down on the ground, take a dump on your tits
Filthy Phil, spike your drink with some pills
The only way I nut is if you're lying still
I'm like the Coss, I'll choke you out with your bra
Till your face is blue, now that's what gets me off
Hey, pretty lady do you wanna f*ck
Get your ass eaten by a dirty schmuck
Get on your knees and open up
If you wanna decease, well I guess you're in luck
Hey, pretty lady do you wanna f*ck
Get your ass eaten by a dirty schmuck
Get on your knees and open up
If you wanna decease, well I guess you're in luck
Hey, pretty lady do you wanna f*ck
Get your ass eaten by a dirty schmuck
Get on your knees and open up
If you wanna decease, well I guess you're in luck
Hey pretty lady do you want ta f*ck
Hey pretty lady do you want ta f*ck
Hey pretty lady do you want ta f*ck
Hey pretty lady do you want ta f*ck
Hey pretty lady do you want ta f*ck
Hey pretty lady do you want ta f*ck
Hey pretty lady do you want ta f*ck