Dude, I'm gonna f*ckin' marry her
No you're not
She said she's Italian and she's gon' cook me some f*ckin' lasagna
Dude
She's gonna go to college to be a dental hygienist, I can tell in her smile
You can't marry a stripper
Why the f*ck not?
Because it's a rule
I don't give a f*ck, I'm gonna go get another lap dance
Riley!