Dwarves - F*ck Em All Lyrics

I f*cked one in the basement
I f*cked one in the hall
F*cked one at a toilet seat in a bathroom stall
F*cked one in an alley
Up against the wall
I f*cked em all
I f*cked one in Exotica
When I got the blues
Then I f*cked a college girl
Didn't have a clue
F*cked one kinda sideways
Like a China doll
I f*cked em all
It seems like balling bitches
That's all I ever do
Hey you better watch your ass
I'll f*ck that too
I f*cked one on a freight train
Rolled a load all night
F*cked a girl in Pittsburgh
Steelers won that night
F*cked an operator
Now she takes my calls
I f*cked em all