Emo Side Project - Dude, Where's Chads Llama? Lyrics

"Dude, my llama is gone!"
'What?!?!?!'

Hey you, over there.
Give Chad his Llama back.
Better not hope it's not missing hair or I'll eat you.
Why would anyone steal Chads Llama?
Wouldn't you rather steal some pajamas?
His name is Bob, he is a slob.

Hey, you people over there!
Stealing Llamas is bad.
Now give it back or you'll face Chad.

I hear Chad crying because his Llama is gone.
You people are mean.
Let the Chad Revolution move on!

Hey, you people over there!
Stealing Llamas is bad.
Now give it back or I'll be sad.

You better give the Llama back.
Or I'll give you a spoon that's too big.
And then I'll beat you to the ground with a dancing banana.