Emo Side Project - The First Day Of School Lyrics

The first day of school
I noticed her Walking in the hall
With her hair down and her boobs out looking fine.
I said, hey what's up?
And she just slapped me.
I said, what the f*ck?
Then just moved on.

That's the story of how I first met her.
I was already in love.
That's the story of how my life got better.
She gave me a boner.

It just so happens that she was in every single class with me.
I could see her eyes rolling back
She sat in the back and enjoyed the show.
But I still could not be with her
She was a hoe but that's alright. That's okay.
As long as she didn't sleep with every other guy but me.

That's the story of how I first met her.
I was already in love.
That's the story of how my life got better.
She gave me a boner.

Every time I'd ask her out
She'd say no but I didn't give up.
No I didn't give up.
I'll never give up.

That's the story of how I first met her.
I was in love when she wrote me a letter that said leave me alone.
I said, no-oh-oh I will not leave you alone.
Then she called the cops.
And I said, uh oh spaghettios!