Eagleman Band - Santas Modernized Christmas Lyrics

Have you heard Santa's sleigh is obsolete
The reindeer were slow and bound for defeat
Now he works online ignoring distance
It's super quick, Santa's modernized Christmas

Going down chimneys was getting too rough
The sack on his back didn't carry enough
His views all changed when a drone he witnessed
You're bound to like Santa's modernized Christmas

So kids text your list to Santa North Pole
The Elves will see it; they'll know where it goes
Directly to your Amazon wish list
That's how it works, Santa's modernized Christmas

Travel by sleigh couldn't compete with online
Working from his desk suits him just fine
He worried about being too fictitious
He hopes kids like Santa's modernized Christmas

It all changed when he used the internet
And planned his deliveries all made by a jet
His plans came together without misses
Quick as can be, Santa's modernized Christmas

His eyes really popped when he saw that drone
And thought how it could take his presents home
He's getting old but he knows his business
He knows you'll like Santa's modernized Christmas

So kids text your list to Santa North Pole
The Elves will see it; they'll know where it goes
Directly to your Amazon wish list
That's how it works, Santa's modernized Christmas