Spent the last year rocky Mountain way
Couldn't get much higher out to pasture
Think it's safe to say time to open fire
And we don't need the ladies
Cryin' 'cause the story's sad
'Cause the Rocky Mountain way
Is better than the way we had
Well he's tellin' us this
And he's tellin' us that
Changes it ev'ry day says it doesn't matter
Bases are loaded and Casey's at bat
Playin' it play by play
Time to change the batter
And we don't need the ladies
Cryin' 'cause thе story's sad
'Cause the Rocky Mountain way
Is bettеr than the way we had
Yeah, yeah, yeah