Back to Top

eCon One Musical News - Dad Said Yesterday Lyrics



eCon One Musical News - Dad Said Yesterday Lyrics




The bull was adored by all the cows
He was a real smoooth talker
My daughter has a lot of will power
My son has won't power

My sister dated a guy from the zoo
I think he might be a keeper
They asked me how to hire a horse
I said put it on a ladder

I had a joke about water
But it was a little tasteless
If you don't pay your exorcist,
You might get repossessed
Dad said

Dad Said
If a parsley farmer gets sued
Can they garnish his wages
A group of apes were running a company
It was definitely monkey business

I threw a ball for my dog
He looked great in his dinner jacket
That's stupid
When people say they do yoga every single day
I say, I think that's a bit of a stretch

I had a joke about water
But it was a little tasteless
If you don't pay your exorcist
You might get repossessed
Dad said

Dad Said
I had some boomerangs that didn't come back,
Some might call them sticks
The chicken joined a percussion band
He had his own drumsticks

I'm friends with most of the alphabet
But I still don't know why
The difference between a lawyer and a leech
The leech stops sucking when you die

I had a joke about water
But it was a little tasteless
If you don't pay your exorcist
You might get repossessed

The german policeman told his belly-button
Come out, you're under a vest
Go to sleep now my child
Or you'll be resisting a rest

Dad Said, 26 letters fell in the water
Now they form the alpha-wet
Before he kicked the bucket, grandpa asked
How far do you think I can kick this bucket

I had a joke about water
But it was a little tasteless
If you don't pay your exorcist
You might get repossessed

Dad Said
[ Correct these Lyrics ]

[ Correct these Lyrics ]

We currently do not have these lyrics. If you would like to submit them, please use the form below.


We currently do not have these lyrics. If you would like to submit them, please use the form below.


English

The bull was adored by all the cows
He was a real smoooth talker
My daughter has a lot of will power
My son has won't power

My sister dated a guy from the zoo
I think he might be a keeper
They asked me how to hire a horse
I said put it on a ladder

I had a joke about water
But it was a little tasteless
If you don't pay your exorcist,
You might get repossessed
Dad said

Dad Said
If a parsley farmer gets sued
Can they garnish his wages
A group of apes were running a company
It was definitely monkey business

I threw a ball for my dog
He looked great in his dinner jacket
That's stupid
When people say they do yoga every single day
I say, I think that's a bit of a stretch

I had a joke about water
But it was a little tasteless
If you don't pay your exorcist
You might get repossessed
Dad said

Dad Said
I had some boomerangs that didn't come back,
Some might call them sticks
The chicken joined a percussion band
He had his own drumsticks

I'm friends with most of the alphabet
But I still don't know why
The difference between a lawyer and a leech
The leech stops sucking when you die

I had a joke about water
But it was a little tasteless
If you don't pay your exorcist
You might get repossessed

The german policeman told his belly-button
Come out, you're under a vest
Go to sleep now my child
Or you'll be resisting a rest

Dad Said, 26 letters fell in the water
Now they form the alpha-wet
Before he kicked the bucket, grandpa asked
How far do you think I can kick this bucket

I had a joke about water
But it was a little tasteless
If you don't pay your exorcist
You might get repossessed

Dad Said
[ Correct these Lyrics ]
Writer: Emergens Unus
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid




Performed By: eCon One Musical News
Language: English
Length: 2:09
Written by: Emergens Unus
[Correct Info]
Tags:
No tags yet