[ Featuring the Heartbeats ]
I drove up I-5 to Tacoma
On a rainy October night
A big eyed pug I named Loretta
You looked up at me I couldn't fight
So much better than
A big hunk of gold
A little nugget of love
With a two ton personality
On trips to the beach, you'd lose your mind
You always loved a party
You'd circle, screech, shake your behind
So much better than
A big hunk of gold
A little nugget of love
She used Jedi mind tricks to get fed
She snacked on Christmas ornaments
Made of gingerbread
Grooming turned her into John Cena
I have the scars to prove it
I still love that little shit
You loved ketchup on your fries
Six inch legs eight minute miles
Tug of war gave you wild eyes
You ran our wedding rings down the aisle
So much better than
A big hunk of gold
A little nugget of love
