Sitting at home all day
Stuffing my fat f*ckin' face
Christmas party leftovers
Total Destruction
I got my plate all ready
Heat up these tamales
I think I'll try some cheesecake
Gonna fill up my plate
It's sad but true
It's sad but true
I'm such a piece of shit
Why don't I give a shit
It's sad but true
It's sad but true
I'm just a piece of shit
Why don't I give a shit
There's still mashed potatoes in the oven
They may contain dairy products
They've been in there for quite some time
..but that's not going to STOP ME
Why did I leave the mashed potatoes out so long
I shoulda put them in the fridge
Now I am hungry and I want some mashed potatoes
I think I'll take my chances...AND DIG IN
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Through devour...the best mashed potatoes
Your mashed potatoes they are perfect
Your mashed potatoes better than the rest