el' Burro - ol' battle axe Lyrics

What do you say
Gertrude
Gertrude
Ol' battle axe in the caddy
Ol' battle axe
Just spittin' facts with her daddy
Just spittin' facts
Aint' no place i'd rather be
Life is good when you're with me
If you learn to let things be
It's a sight to see
Gertrude you ol' battle axe
In the caddy spittin' facts
Is it true that you can't relax
Until you've had a glass
You took my breath away
What more can i say
You took my breath away
Aint' no place i'd rather be
Life is good when you're with me
If you learn to let things be
It's a sight to see
Gertrude, you ol' battle axe
In the kitchen with spitting facts
Life is good when you learn to relax
Can you cool it down
You took my breath away
You took my breath away
You took my breath away
He was born with male genitalia
She was born with a nice vagina
When they finally found each other
They became much more than lovers
A gust of wind picks up
Beneath her chin again
And i'm the one who winds up
On my own again, ooh baby
You say i've got it made
But i'm the one who soaked
My sword in the sea of pain
And watched the blade decay
Ooh baby, it all just washed away
And i'm the one who winds up
On my own again, oh baby
So long my old friend
The last time i saw you
Had me talkin' through the night
I said that i'd call you
Gertrude, that was a lie
Now that some time has passed
I can think of you and laugh
Gertrude, you ol' battle axe
With tears in my glass
You took my breath away
You took my breath away
You took my breath away