We want the money
We want the cars
We want the good,
The bad and the ugly
'Cause we're fugly
And here's what you've got to do
Take it all off
You know you want to
Here's what you've got to do
Learn to talk to
Get ready
To make all the wrong moves,
We're not pretty
And neither are you;
You're natural,
Look at you;
A problem child,
We want you...
You sold us your story
And we love you
And how 'bout the part
Where I play you?
You sold us your story
And we love you
Don't call us,
We'll call you...
Take of your boots,
You look a little stiff
We like your kind around here
Gotta roll like the rest of us