This'll Teach You Thistle Video (MV)

Green head, green head
Purple hair, purple hair
Shred, shred, shred, shred
Prikle, prickle, prickle
Everywhere

Listen up!
I wanna tell'ya
'bout this obnoxious little motherf*ckin' fella
He's looking gullible and green
But in fact he's really mean
Just like a chlorophyl infested tarantella

Listen up!
You need to break free
From your illusions, he is bad news for your safety
May seem like any other twig
With a stupid purple wig
But he will sting you like a pack sent by a queen bee

He's not alone
He is the thistle capone
It is a plague
Make no mistake
We must resist
I'm getting ready
Swinging my knife like a machete

I'm a bona fide motherf*cking thistle killer
Chop, chop, choppin', choppin', chop!
Bona fide motherf*cking thistle killer
Chop, chop, choppin' up!
This'll be the day that you die

Listen up!
Come join the forces
Bring all your daggers forth and light up all your torches
Ignite the weed, inhale the smoke
Enjoy the buzz until you poke
And jab and stab those f*cking pricks, don't hold your horses

I'm a bona fide motherf*cking thistle killer
Chop, chop, choppin', choppin', chop!
Bona fide motherf*cking thistle killer
Chop, chop, choppin' up!
This'll be the day that you die

This'll teach you thistle!
This'll teach you thistle!
This'll teach you thistle!
This'll teach you thistle!
This'll teach you thistle! Chop!
This'll teach you thistle! Chop!
This'll teach you thistle! Chop!
This'll teach you thistle! Chop!

I'm a bona fide motherf*cking thistle killer
Chop, chop, choppin' up!
This'll be the day that you die