(Harry potato, Harry potato, Harry potato, Harry potato)
I feel like Harry Potter, my magic wand will finger you, I love Hogwarts (warts-warts)
My magic tricks will impress, I got accepted impress
(I love, I love, I love, I lov-e-e-e-e)
I got accepted in the house of applejack
My bestie is in Ravenclaw, our magic poosies
My bestie (magic poosies)
My bestie (magic poosies)
I (Slitheren), Slitheren pussy activate!
(Slitheren pussy)
I paid for this wand with money
Now I will cast a spell (pell-pell)
Cast a spell (pell-pell)
Cast a spell (pell-pell)
Cast a spell, Nancy is jewish
Nanciest cookie poes (poes-poes-poes)
Is this a more? Papa low, low, low, low
I don't f*ck with potatoes (Harry)
I don't f*ck with potatoes (Harry)
I don't f*ck with potatoes (Harry)
Look faggot he's ugly Harry potatoes
(Oh my gosh, oh my gosh)