In the doc's lair, tension up to my hair
Spine twistin' worse than a plot in a thriller fair
Patients flippin' 'bout, what's the fix, no doubt
X-ray visions, chiropractic precision, journey devout
Crackin' relaxin', just a snap 'n pop
Lean back, hear it clack, like a soda can top
With a twist and a shift, your stress he'll drop
Crackin' relaxin', feet up, don't stop!
Magazines old as time, dreamin' in line
Columns like towers waitin' to realign
Doc with hands like magic, tales poetic
Fixes your frame from gym binge-too-athletic
Crackin' relaxin', just a snap 'n pop
Lean back, hear it clack, like a soda can top
With a twist and a shift, your stress he'll drop
Crackin' relaxin', feet up!
Magazines old as time, dreamin' in line
Columns like towers waitin' to realign
Doc with hands like magic, tales poetic
Fixes your frame from gym binge-too-athletic
Crackin' relaxin', just a snap 'n pop
Lean back, hear it clack, like a soda can top
With a twist and a shift, your stress he'll drop
Crackin' relaxin', feet up, don't stop!
Sweatin' palms, atoms calm, breeze like balm
Worries slippin' away, no more qualm
Galactic sounds, spine rebounds, lose that frown
Hustle bustle quiets, nerves coolin' down
Floors creak, seats squeak, but you ain't weak
Back feelin' lighter than a comic book geek
Nerves got done steady, ready to jetty
Relax, ain't no fight, doc's hands got setty
Crackin' relaxin', just a snap 'n pop
Lean back, hear it clack, like a soda can top
With a twist and a shift, your stress he'll drop
Crackin' relaxin', feet up, don't stop!