From the cozy pubs of Bordeleaux to the misty hills of Parravon
I came to drink fine wine not to chase these hairy buffoons
My towns burn-seriously?
On a Friday night?
Guess I'm trading my goblet for a sword let's do this right
Why me oh why me?
In this wild cursed spree
I'll swing I'll sing till none of them are free
Here I am a Bretonnian dame
Just wanted some fame
Now I'm dodging the spree
I'll swing I'll sing till none of them are free
Here I am a Bretonnian dame just wanted some fame
Now I'm dodging hooves and it's kind of lame
They're all snarls and horns rampaging in packs
And here's my luck forgot my axe back at the shacks
Why me oh why me?
In this wild cursed spree
I'll swing I'll sing till none of them are free
I wished for a hero's tale not this comedic fail
Chasing Beastmen's tails across hill and dale
Oh what a sight as I lead this motley crew
Guess it's just another day what's a lady to do?
Oh Lady of the Lake got any tips that aren't too late?
This isn't quite the epic quest I'd anticipate
For Bretonnia I guess I'll save the day
Here's to hoping they don't run my way
Why me oh why me?
In this wild cursed spree
Why must these furballs crash my party?
Why me oh why me?
Through the chaos and the spree
I'll swing I'll sing till none of them are free
Why me
Oh why me?
In this wild cursed spree
Why must these furballs crash my party? Why me oh why me?
Through the chaos and the spree
I'll swing I'll sing till none of them are free
As the dust settles and the Beastmen flee
I stand victorious bruised knee to knee
Well that's one way to earn my knightly stripe
Next time though I'd prefer a quieter type