Thanks for taking me out
I've met like fifteen other guys like you
It's an honor to be in your dating pool
I feel like we should celebrate
Don't you
I should be getting home
I've got normal things to do tomorrow
If you're thinking about small talk, please don't
I'd really rather be alone
It's okay
I'm sure you mean well
But we can still have fun
Without the thumbs-up from your friends
I'm not silver
I'm 14-carat gold
I might not be your best
But I'll still glitter nonetheless
I'll be your 14-carat nonsense
I'll be your uncut diamond bullshit
Yeah we can disappear for a weekend
You don't have to tell your friends
14-carat nonsense
I'll be your
I'll be your
Thanks for acting so cool
I really like it when you call me your girlfriend
In the middle of a one-night stand
I feel like we should set a date
Don't you
I don't wanna go out
I'm feeling really really sick right now
Not sure when this fever's coming down
I've got chronic cold feet
Now I know you don't like
When I leave you on "read"
But my priorities identify as fluid
If you think you're worth more of my time
Then darling you can get in line
It's okay
I'm sure you mean well
But we can still have fun
Without the thumbs-up from your friends
I'm not silver
I'm 14-carat gold
I might not be your best
But I'll still glitter nonetheless
I'll be your 14-carat nonsense
I'll be your uncut diamond bullshit
Yeah we can disappear for a weekend
You don't have to tell your friends
14-carat nonsense
I'll be your
I'll be your