Today I trimmed my mustache with fire
And I learned something very, very valuable while doing so (What's that?)
I learned that if you ever find yourself holding a lighter that close to your face
Then you need to readjust yourself, my friend, because
Well now, you're not clear and simple enough
How much for the Kawasaki?
I've got a couple of bucks to make on a Jet Ski in the middle of the lake
Tonight I'll cut a rug, I'll burn the grass
I'll chug my slug, my worth, the gas, my cash because
Well, I've become so invested in making this happy moment last that
I will disobey the law and take this Jet Ski out to pasture
And sink this bitch just to get some answers
Oh, how much torture can you people take?
On a Jet Ski in the middle of the lake