F*ck Christmas, it's a waste of f*cking time
F*ck Santa, he's just out to get your dime
F*ck holly and f*ck ivy and f*ck all that mistletoe
White-bearded big fat bastards ringing bells where'er you go
And bloated men in shopping malls all going ho-ho-ho
It's f*cking Christmas time again
F*ck Christmas, it's a f*cking Disney show
F*ck reindeer and all that f*cking snow
F*ck carols and f*ck Rudolph and his stupid f*cking nose
F*cking sleigh bells tinkling everywhere you f*cking go
F*ck stockings and f*ck shopping, it just drives us all insane
Go tell the elves to f*ck themselves
It's Christmas time again
You sentimental bastards