Duck in the shop and do your best to seem inconspicuous
Know what you like, but tonight, are you feeling adventurous
Maybe a guy and a girl, maybe a girl and a guy
Maybe a couple of girls, maybe a couple of fights
Look to the side (he's creeping up)
He's creeping up right next to you
(Oh what are you to do but ignore)
You do your best to ignore, but you don't know just what to do
(Oh what are you to do)
He looks you straight in the eye, and at the box in your hand
Asks if you're playing guitar, or if you wanted to jam
But does it have the setups that you like
And does the music make you feel alright
And are they doing all the things you want
These little things can make it all so hot
At home you find you're not impressed with your new selection, now
So you decide that it's time to dig into your collection, now
A 20 year old cassette, it gets you there right away
Until the picture dissolves from shame spots on tape
Shame spots on tape
Shame spots on tape
Shame spots on tape