I'm going to Midgetville scared out of my mind
Gotta keep up with that midget pussy grind
Lure them in by being so kind
Get in my car you don't know what you'll find
Three foot four the fattest ass I've ever seen
Body shaped like a kidney bean
I shot my load as quick as lightning McQueen
My windshield is now covered in cream
She tried to escape but I wouldn't let her scream
Pick her up, wear her like a backpack
Treat her like my queen
Like Sally fill her up like bee pee
She was suckin on my pee pee
After I shot my silly string I said gee gee
Walked her back to her house
I destroyed that midget's blouse
Arms so stumpy, make my pants so lumpy
Just did 20 minutes in and out of that dumpy
Stroll, stroll, through the town
If you're under three foot then I'm down
You'd be like my princess, minus the crown
Elongated head, protruding forehead, let's get this bread
These midgets are so fine
They make my pee pee feel sublime
Dummy thick, make me lose my mind
These dwarfs ain't worth more than a dime
But they make me come in no time
To lock her up would be a crime
Penetrate her like I'm hitting a chime
The lights are on
I'm screwed
I'm in Midgetville and there's a full-grown ass dude
Four foot six and staunched as shit
I wonder if he'll let me hit
That's why I'm the best
I'm open to hitting anything with at least one breast
Lights out, wake up in a basement
Rodger got me pinned down, it was time to face it
He was an undercover cop this whole time
He says"Meow meow, you're all mine"
He strips me down till I'm bare
Rex the fox comes in and shaves my hair
He moans and screams, with wet patches seeping through the seems
He uses my hair to go into a psychedelic dream
He rolls on the floor screaming in pain
Rodger wishing for his balls to be drained
Stroll, stroll, through the town
If you're under three foot then I'm down
You'd be like my princess, minus the crown
Elongated head, protruding forehead, let's get this bread
These midgets are so fine
They make my pee pee feel sublime
Dummy thick, make me lose my mind
These dwarfs ain't worth more than a dime
But they make me come in no time
To lock her up would be a crime
Penetrate her like I'm hitting a chime
I'm all alone, what did I succeed
Tapping the midgets got me nothing but greed
I thought the midgets were what I need
It turns out I only need a few grams of speed
The worst part yet, was when Rodger caught me in need
Trapped me to a table and fed me his seed
Red the fox came in and then used to breed