Eroticism - Bite Sized Surprise Lyrics

We outside having the time of our lives
Only 19, not looking for wives
Never kissed a girl, don't want no hives
I'm with my friends but they don't want supplies
Walking round the parks trees everywhere
I think I can see something there
We walk over to it and just stare
It's a bike, no I wouldn't dare
The boys laugh like why would they care
They saying Oliver time to learn how to ride
But is it their penises or just the damn bike

We out here drinking just us five guys
We sitting on the grass comparing our size (I'm the smallest)
The biggest one gets the real prize
I'm praying the boys spread of all their thighs
Thighs, thighs, thighs, thighs
Prize, size, prize, size, prize, size
Thighs, thighs, thighs, thighs, thighs

Hey, hold up what do I see?
The bike has a hamper just like me
We open it and what do we see
Some juicy red bulls and a pack of V's
We pause for a moment and then realise
That this bike was stolen
For a moment my pipi swollen
We just don't care and go to use it
I tried to ride but I can't amuse it
The pedals are try man, so confusing
I give up cause I just keep losing

We out here drinking just us five guys
We sitting on the grass comparing our size (I'm the smallest)
The biggest one gets the real prize
I'm praying the boys spread of all their thighs
Thighs, thighs, thighs, thighs
Prize, size, prize, size, prize, size
Thighs, thighs, thighs, thighs, thighs

Everyone's gone, it's just me
With the silent streets, I feel so free
Walking alone and smiling with glee
For the bike I rode was not for thee
Pull up at the station waiting for the train
Thinking about how tonight I wish my ass was slain
If I did scored VCE I could of flown a plane
But now these dreams go down the drain
I look to my right and two men approach
Bearded they were, musty and gross
They said to me in a thick childish accent
Mind if we have a puff?
I blush, for a moment but realise it was not for my pip
But the vape I held, to take a spliff
A whiff of the fragrance of my vape
Avoided me from potential blank

And now I wait for the train,
My vape now has eshay flavour
Hip hip hooray
For today I go home happy, once again

Thighs, thighs, thighs, thighs
Prize, size, prize, size, prize, size
Thighs, thighs, thighs, thighs, thighs

Everyone's gone, it's just me
With the silent streets, I feel so free
Walking alone and smiling with glee
For the bike I rode was not for thee
Pull up at the station waiting for the train
Thinking about how tonight I wish my ass was slain
If I did scored VCE I could of flown a plane
But now these dreams go down the drain
I look to my right and two men approach
Bearded they were, musty and gross
They said to me in a thick childish accent
Mind if we have a puff?
I blush, for a moment but realise it was not for my pip
But the vape I held, to take a spliff
A whiff of the fragrance of my vape
Avoided me from potential blank

And now I wait for the train,
My vape now has eshay flavour
Hip hip hooray
For today I go home happy, once again