Pepsi Maxxx Video (MV)

Think of Pepsi in the morning
Severely dehydrated after steamy dreams
Only one thing on my mind and it isn't boyfriend cream
I need something brown, to quench my thirst
Josh is not here to help me first
I need that P-p-p-p-p Pepsi Max in my mouth
Wet and delicious
Extremely nutritious
No sugar because I'm a diabetic
Need to keep myself from getting dummy-thick
Dick me down with your stick
I have none in my possession
Hopefully someone sends me some to cure my depression
The only other option that feels sane
Break into the closest seven/11 while it's pouring rain
I need that P-p-p-p-p Pepsi Max in my mouth
Wet and delicious
Extremely nutritious
No sugar because I'm a diabetic
Need to keep myself from getting dummy-thick
Dick me down with your stick