Take your time
On a Hawaiian beach with the family
Things back home are fine
There were signs
That this bureaucrat with a Sharkies hat
Lacks the skills required
In the late nineties noses recoiled
A young man's evening plans were foiled
And pants were soiled
Proud, gold Australian soil
In the decades since the soil dried
A country's land and hopes on fire
And as the pressure grows, this same man shows
He'll shit himself each time he needs to shine
Tow the line
Look at the research from the Hillsong Church
Build another mine
Truth decline
While the bullshit fed quiet Australians
Fry in the sunshine
In the late nineties noses recoiled
A young man's evening plans were foiled
And pants were soiled
Proud, gold Australian soil
In the decades since the soil dried
A country's land and hopes on fire
And as the pressure grows, this same man shows
He'll shit himself each time he needs to shine
Scott Morrison shat his pants
In Engadine Maccas
From out his buttocks
Underpants McNuggets