I put a little bourbon in my coffee this morning
I put a little bourbon in my coffee today
I put a little bourbon in my coffee 'cause I just can't face the day
I put a little bourbon in my coffee this morning
My old lady has been running around my back
My old lady's been running around with Steve
Yeah, my old lady's been running around; now old Steve's 6 foot in the ground
My old lady don't run around no more
Things have been getting real weird lately
So I'm fixin' to get weird myself
Things have been getting real damn weird, now I'm just grinnin' from ear to ear
Because I did a little baking this morning
My job has been treating me like shit
And I don't think I can deal with them today
So I'm calling my boss to tell him I'm sick, but I'm alright; just sick of his shit
I put a little bourbon in my coffee this morning
I put a little bourbon in my coffee this morning
I put a little bourbon in my coffee today
I put a little bourbon in my coffee 'cause I just can't face the day
I put a little bourbon in my coffee this morning