Thanks for calling
How may I help you?
I hate working at this job
And talking to you
They don't pay me enough
And it makes me blue
If I keep working here
I'll end up crazy as a loon
So sing me a lullaby that transcends time
Pick me a grape off an endless vine
Everything that I own, isn't really mine
I'll be on my own someday, sometime
Bossman gets a dollar
I get a dime
So don't you preach to me about
Company Time
Don't you sing me
No nursery rhymes
Just pay me enough
To get through christmastime
So sing me a lullaby that transcends time
Pick me a grape off an endless vine
Everything that I own, isn't really mine
I'll be on my own someday, sometime
Thanks for calling
How may I help you
I hate picking up this phone
And talking to you
My bosses don't care
No, they don't have a clue
I'm just dogshit on the bottom
Of their shoe
So sing me a lullaby that transcends time
Pick me a grape off an endless vine
Everything that I own, isn't really mine
I'll be on my own someday, sometime