Ethan Daniel Davidson - Unlucky In Love Lyrics

Don't kick me out of bed
Stop beatin me on the head
Just because I am beautiful
Oh I know I am so beautiful
You're the one I been dreamin of
And though I been unlucky in love
Things are gonna come around soon
Things are bound to turn around soon

I was seein this girl for a time
She's been married six or seven times
It's called a short attention span Or maybe she just really like rice
I guess she really likes rice
She should probably move to China
They gotta lotta rice there
Or so the sayin goes
Anyway I wouldn't marry her
Not for all the rice in China
I love Madonna
I've always been in love with Madonna
And I hope if she can hear me now
She'll hire me as her pool boy
Give me a job
Tell me what to do
Make me write bad checks
I don't know what that means
But it sure sounds good to me

I'm a pretty bad folk-singer
If I were good this would be the part
Where I would play harmonica
But I don't play harmonica
Mow mow mow mow mow
Dip di dip di dip
Mow mow mow mow mow
Madonna
Pool boy
Give me a job
My telephone was ringing non-stop
T'was the Queen of England calling me up
She said "how'd ya like to be my King?
"you can be my bitch and wear my pin"
I said "No thank you,
"Madonna's gonna give me a job
"or maybe Calista Flockhart
"I'm gonna be a pool boy
"anyway I'm a hill-billy
"and I can't believe the Queen of England
"would use that kind of language"

So I remain unlucky in love
But better days are gonna come
I gotta plan to get myself wet
Gonna run for President
President's popular with the ladies
So I'll take this opportunity
To announce my candidacy
That's why I called you all here
Vote for me n I'll buy y'all a beer
Now go bring me Lewinsky
And Calista Flockhart
Leave Linda Tripp at home
N don't tell her nothin
Vote for me
Name's ETHAN DANIEL DAVIDSON
But I know I'll turn things around
And I'm gonna get lucky now
Cuz I got me a fool proof plan
I'm gonna become a lesbian
That's right I'm a lesbian
I took some classes
At the university
But no one believes me
It doesn't seem to be working
I've just been getting my ass kicked
By a lot of angry lesbians

So you're the one I been dreamin of
And though I been unlucky in love
Things are gonna come around soon
Things are bound to turn around soon
So remember if you're in love
When you go out always wear your glove
Cuz the doctor told me the rule
He said "son don't be a fool
"don't go pissing in the gene-pool
"and stay out of the deep end
"and don't drink the water
"especially if it's yellow
"because if you're the pool boy
"you'll be responsible
"you're going to have to clean it
"you'll probably loose your job "and not get to hang out with Madonna
"and you'll remain
"unlucky in love"