Well thanks
Yeah I come from a little village called Wiseman, Alaska and it's 270 miles from the nearest power line, that's why my guitar doesn't plug in
There's more people in this room than live within a hundred miles of my house
So it's a little weird
This is an anit-folk song
Don't kick me out of bed
Stop beatin me on the head
Just because I am so beautiful, oh I know I am so beautiful
You're the one I've been dreaming of, and though I've been unlucky in love
Things are gonna come around soon, things are bound to turn around soon
I was seein this girl for a time, she's been married six or seven times
It's called a short attention span, or maybe she just really likes rice
I guess she really likes rice
She should probably move to China
They've got a lot of rice there, or so the sayin goes
Anyway, I wouldn't marry her, not for all the rice in China
I love Madonna, I've always been in love with Madonna
And I hope if she can hear me now she'll hire me as her pool boy
Give me a job, tell me what to do
Touch me for the first time, push my love over the boarder line
Strike a pose, vogue, make me justify my love
Girls, do you belive in love, well I've got something to say about it
And it goes something like this
Some boys kiss me, some boys love me
I think they're o.k
But only boys who save their pennies make my rainy day
They told me to give credit to song writers, I didn't write that part
I don't know who did, I think Madonna probably wrote it but I'm not really sure, anyway
I'm a really bad folk singer, if I were good this would be the part
Where I would play harmonica, but I don't play harmonica
Mow mow mow mow mow dip dip dip dip dip mow mow mow mow mow
Madonna, Shiboom
Pool boy, dip dip dip dip dip dip
Well this song has about fifteen million more verses and I'm not going to sing them all right now, cause I know there's other people that want to play
You don't want to listen to me all night, but if you want to hear to the rest of this here song it's on a cd over there called Alaska 11 North
If you want a copy of that cd it costs fifty dollars, if you want my other cd with it you can have them both for free, I always give them away for free but you have to take both albums
And sign up on the mailing list cause I play all over the country and I'm going to play something else now