Everywhere Danger! - A Special Day (Happy MF'n Birthday!) Lyrics

Later Babe, Catch you somewhere 'round the way
Surely this wouldn't be the worst day
Of your life, Here we go
I'll be Ollie Oxy free
You'll see
We're getting a little thirsty
Today is your day
We're getting shitty tonight

Because Today
Today, is a very special day
Yes today
Is your mother f*cking Birthday,
So Happy Mother F*cking Birthday,eh?
Today, today is a very special day
Yes today
Is your Mother F*cking Birthday
So Happy Mother F*cking Birthday, Anyway

I'll be, out there on the scene, being Memed
This couldn't get any worst babe
Am I right?
Here we go
I must confess
I'm impressed
You made it this far without death
Even Yet
This could be the first day
Of the rest of your life
So here we go

Because Today
Today is a very special day
Yes today
Is your Mother F*cking Birthday
Happy Mother F*cking Birthday, hey
Today is a very special day
Yes today
Is your mother F*cking birthday
So Happy mother f*cking Birthday, just the same

Today, Today, Today, Today, Today, Today, Today, Today
TODAY! TODAY! TODAY! TODAY!
TODAY!

Today is a very special day
Yes Today, Is your Mother F*cking Birthday!
So Happy Mother F*cking Birthday, Anyway