Yo man is there like anything you love
What do you mean by anything
Like, just, do you love anything
I mean, I uh- Oh, I know
I'm in love with the dollars and the cents I'm bi-flexual
The things that I'm doing do the game yk it ain't consensual
Been on top of this evil shit since it was conceptual
Evil Kalen Almeida actually is canonically bisexual
Speak now or forever hold your freak
Me versus the world and it's looking quite bleak
I spy with my evil eye some things that'll make a random guy on the street say that I'm evil
Penthouse view on top of the steeple ay
They steeple chase me but they forget that they forgettable they Elvin Hayes me
Love when they debate when they know that Elvis never grazed me
My favorite part of the barbershop or doom scrolling on TikTok
These braindeads can't comprehend
And on Twitter Spaces they always glaze me
Competition it never phased me
I blew up so quick that Spotify thought it was bots that shit is crazy
I took the month off to plot and scheme yall thought I was lazy
Well maybe I am but my evil never fails to amaze me
It's redonkulous now only Jay Z and I were unable to stop
Boutta make a dance song yall twist pull bop
This one for pop, mm this one for skips
Yall thought I would flop, mm Evil Kalen never miss
Now yall got the trix, mm yall said that's for kids?
Have fun with your cereal bud I swapped the milk with piss
Eminem even seeing this I'll call him out he scared to diss
I'm the next rap sleeping beauty yall just leaned in for the kiss
Im woke now you broke now
Biden wake up grab your pronouns
Im he/him elohim
I got no self esteem
Issues I issued a reaping
Im looking for the meaning
I shine like a lighthouse
Im ultra light beaming
Ooh girl, I just want you to know
That I madly in love with
Evil
She Knick Knack on my Patty Wack
Cause she been knew I had a sick sack
I been through all what evil do
So I walked out with a six pack
I snapped crackled and popped off
I had this one in the workshop
My new beanie is killer man
You gon shop and then stop
It aint in Walmart yet tho
The best deals and the worst flow
I save money I live better
I Put it all in my next show'
Yeah which one of these Track shows
Yeah which one of these wack hoes
Yeah which one of these good guys
Im evil bitch I got red eyes
Im Purple Guy Id f*ck you up
With a zip tie id zip you up
In a suit because I knew you weren't ready
Matter of fact call me Freddy now
Cause I Been Sonning
Stop laughing it aint funny
Ok you can keep laughing
Got the IPad out big tip you better be tapping
Im Bailey Zapping
I'm not next up im politely asking
Im making beats that im never trashing
Im popping Cherry Trees im never capping
I'm never fapping im only clapping
And by that I mean supporting my opps shows cause I want a better attraction
And here's my call to action
Yall like subscribe and hit the bell
Don't show but I always tell
Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
I spit like a roadman sing like adele
America, what's the smell
I can sniff out the vibes on Michelle
That's my wife so she knows best
She aint do nothing she Tony Snell
Ight then 44 you gonna spit some more bars?
Cause if you not then imma give yall some more scars
Not talkin bout no Fortnite memories that's ours you can clip that
Right next to the late night Minecraft pvp memoirs you can flick that away
Cause It aint nothing to me that online shit never lost cause I never played
I was more into survival doing the hard work making houses out of clay
Getting diamonds and getting emeralds getting paid
Thats that shit your favorite artist always wish that they could say
Its taboo, it's the N word, and in this case the word is "Next up"
If they wanna one thing they can call me daddy cause they bout to pony up
This is the part where I forgot I don't have enough lyrics
So I wrote two more lines, freestyle, it's all in spirit
BiFlexual
So, you talked about the money and being evil, which do you love more
Lemme stop you right there, that's the great part in life, cause you don't have to pick one or the other
Ain't that beautiful? I don't know
I think it is