Evil Monkeys - Apeman Lyrics

Hoo-hoo-hoo hoo-hoo-hoo-ha! I'm an apeman !

If you see me peering at the ground
Don't you leave your stuff hanging around
Don't you start doin' gestures my may
Coz I'll howl at your face right away

Pithecanthropussy, just plain loony
Hetero erectus, all yours truly
I need none of yer fancy ribbons
I'll stick to my faith in Billy Gibbons
Hangin' on my ale
Lazin' in the sun
Grinnin' like a whale
I ain't ever, ever, ever done

Hoo-hoo-hoo hoo-hoo-hoo-ha! I'm an apeman !

Will you do something about my lice
Scratch my back, send me to paradise
Lemme scream 'n' laugh 'n' jump 'n' jive
Gimme fun, yeah! Gimme four by five

Coz I'm an apeman, apeman
Do somethin' 'bout my lice
I'm an apeman, apeman
Will ya send me to paradise

Hangin' on my ale
Lazin' in the sun
Grinnin' like a whale
I ain't ever, ever, ever, ever done
I ain't ever, ever, ever, ever done