Evil Singing Pandas - Spank the Magic Monkey Lyrics

Spank the magic monkey
He is one of a kind
Space crusader fighting evil
Fearless in the frontline
Spank the magic monkey
Committed to the very end
Whenever you're in danger or trouble
His might gun he will lend

Look there danger is lurking everywhere
Oh yeah the smell of evil's in the air
No fear missiles in the front and cannons in the rear
Spank the supersonic space crusader

Spank the magic monkey
Harmless and cute he may look
Your days are very numbered
If you're not in his good books
Spank the magic monkey
Cannon laser death sentenced
Inspired by a Dethlok song
We plagiarised with no repentance

Look there, danger is lurking everywhere
Oh yeah the smell of evil's in the air
No fear, missiles in the front and cannons in the rear
Spank the supersonic space crusader

One little monkey jumping on the bed
He fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
No more monkey jumping on the bed
One little monkey jumping on the bed
He fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
No more monkey jumping on the bed
One little monkey jumping on the bed
He fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
No more monkey jumping on the bed
One little monkey jumping on the bed
He fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
No more monkey jumping on the bed