I'm a Pisces and I don't have an answer
Why I'm bad at catching fish but pretty good at gettin' cancer
Maybe if I was conceived in October
I'd be a fisherman for a living and be free of sarcoma
This is pure butts
Everything going on right now is pretty nuts
Say hi to my gastrointestinal stromal tumour
She's real as hell, Hazel's no rumour
I'll play the cancer card whenever I need to
To get out of boring social gatherings