EXP - Sex Panther (Non-Explicit Swearjar Version) Lyrics

(60% of the time) rappers talk about women every time
And we enjoyed Biggie's "A Friend of Mine"
But never mind that, in the 90s it was effective
And it's still awkward as hell listening to the sex skits
I mean, what possesses anyone to record, fake or not
A load of moaning and groaning in between your famous songs
To prove, what? You get ladies? Or ladies get you?
Does the idea that we think you've never done it vex you?
Is this school again? Are we back in 6th form?
Laughing at virgins, chatting about FHM and porn
Can we accept that people have sex and move on with our lives?
Or is it cos sex sells? I would not be surprised
Now evolution makes us obsess over it
Releases all sorts of endorphins to reward so it is
Unsurprising that it's a focus of our everyday lives
But we've evolved to be civilized, men can take wives
Men can override this instinct to spread their chuffin' seed
That was instilled in us way before we hung from trees
Or can we? Is that the point, I can already sense laughter
Cos you believe deep down every man is a (Sex panther)
That's why women who sleep around are "sluts"
And men who do are "pimps"
Kings are given many women, it's been like that ever since
And the worst thing is you see the way fame attracts some lasses
Giving themselves away with barely chance to bat their lashes
I pray If I have a daughter she's not prey for the (Sex panther)s
My nieces get older every day, kids TV gets blander
And the next step is to get blathered, I should have had a godson
Cos then I wouldn't have had to purchase a bloomin' shotgun