Fats Waller - Feets Too Big Lyrics

Way up in Harlem at a table for two
There was four of us,
Me, your big feet, and you
From your ankles up, you sure are neat
But from there down there’s just too much feet

Yes, your feets too big
Can’t stand you cause your feets too big
Say I can’t tolerate you, cause your feets too big

Your gal she loves you, she thinks you’re nice
She claims you got everything to take her to paradise
She likes your loving
She likes your grace
But man oh man them things is too big

Yes, your feets too big
Can’t stand you cause your feets too big
Say I can’t tolerate you, cause your feets too big

Say your pedal extremities are colossal
But, to me you ain’t nothing but an old fossil
Yes, you got me walking, talking and squawking
Cause your feets too big

Yes, your feets too big
Can’t stand you cause your feets too big
Say I can’t tolerate you, I really hate you, cause your feets too big

Your pedal extremities are a bit obnoxious
One never knows do one


[Thanks to pitta_bread2k for adding these lyrics]