Frankie Davidson - Muldoon the Glutton Lyrics

Now its a fact for many years, an age old stories been
Who's the biggest eater that the world has ever seen
But Anzas Hoss and Billy Bunter both rate high it's true
But you'll say that they were dieting when I've sung the tale to you

Of Muldoon the glutton, the man who ate his mate
Muldoon the glutton, he'd knock that dinner right off your plate
You better tell that Jacker, don't leave that sheep there tied
'Cause if you do, I'm tellin' you that he'll wind up inside
Of Muldoon the glutton, the man who ate his mate

Now everyone would stand around when Muldoon took his seat
And they'd all gaze in wonder at the things he used to eat
A half a sheep, a bag of spuds, ten pound of silver beets
He'd lick his chops and smile and say, hey, what about some sweets

That's Muldoon the glutton, the man who ate his mate
Muldoon the glutton, he'd knock that dinner right off your plate
You better tell that Jacker, don't leave that sheep there tied
'Cause if you do, I'm tellin' you that he'll wind up inside
Of Muldoon the glutton, the man who ate his mate

The stories told about the time when Muldoon ran for mayor
Inviting every one in town, a huge feast did prepare
But when he finished eating, his chances he did swelch
'Cause as he stood to give his speech all he could do was belch

That Muldoon the glutton, the man who ate his mate
Muldoon the glutton, he'd knock that dinner right off your plate
You better tell that Jacker, don't leave that sheep there tied
'Cause if you do, I'm tellin' you that he'll wind up inside
Of Muldoon, the glutton, the man who ate his mate

That fateful day on June 16 the cook was ill in bed
So Muldoon robbed the