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From the Album Understanding America (2012) (buy at amazon.com)

Hungry Freaks, Daddy
I'm The Slime
Be in My Video
Plastic People
I Don't Even Care
Mom Dad
Can't Afford No Shoes
It Can't Happen Here
Heavenly Bank Account
Who Are The Brain Police?
Cocaine Decisions
Who Needs The Peace Corps?
Brown Shoes Don't Make It
Dumb All Over
Concentration Moon
Promiscuous
Thing-Fish Intro
Trouble Every Day
The Central Scrutinizer
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
Porn Wars Deluxe
We're Turning Again
Road Ladies
Tinseltown Rebellion
Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
Camarillo Brillo
Find Her Finer
Dinah-moe Humm
Disco Boy
200 Years Old


From the Album Trance-Fusion (2006) (buy at amazon.com)

Chunga's Revenge


From the Album Joe's Corsage (2004) (buy at amazon.com)

Pretty Pat
Motherly Love
Plastic People
Anyway The Wind Blows
I Ain't Got No Heart
The Phone Call / My Babe
Hitch Hike
I'm So Happy I Could Cry
Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder
How Could I Be Such A Fool?
We Made Our Reputation Doing It That Way...


From the Album FZ:OZ (2002) (buy at amazon.com)

Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
Stink-Foot
The Poodle Lecture
Dirty Love
Filthy Habits
How Could I Be Such A Fool?
I Ain't Got No Heart
I'm Not Satisfied
Black Napkins
Advance Romance
The Illinois Enema Bandit
Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station
The Torture Never Stops
Canard Toujours
Kaiser Rolls
Find Her Finer
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
Lonely Little Girl
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
Chunga's Revenge
Zoot Allures
Keep It Greasy
Dinah-Moe Humm
Camarillo Brillo
Muffin Man
Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)


From the Album EIHN: Everything Is Healing Nicely (1999) (buy at amazon.com)

Library Card
This Is A Test
Jolly Good Fellow
Roland's Big Event / Strat Vindaloo
Master Ringo
T'Mershi Duween
Nap Time
9/8 Objects
Naked City
Whitey (Prototype)
Amnerika
None Of The Above
Wonderful Tattoo!


From the Album The Lost Episodes (1996) (buy at amazon.com)

The Blackouts
Lost In A Whirlpool
Ronnie Sings?
Kenny's Booger Story
Ronnie's Booger Story
Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
Tiger Roach
Run Home Slow Theme
Fountain Of Love
Run Home Cues, #2
Anyway The Wind Blows
Run Home Cues, #3
Charva
The Dick Kunc Story
Wedding Dress Song
Handsome Cabin Boy
Cops & Buns
The Big Squeeze
I'm A Band Leader
Alley Cat
The Grand Wazoo
Wonderful Wino
Kung Fu
RDNZL
Basement Music #1
Inca Roads
Lil' Clanton Shuffle
I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
Sharleena


From the Album Civilization Phaze III (1994) (buy at amazon.com)

"This Is Phaze III"
Put A Motor In Yourself
"Oh-Umm"
They Made Me Eat It
Reagan At Bitburg
"A Very Nice Body"
Navanax
"How The Pigs' Music Works"
Xmas Values
"Dark Water!"
Amnerika
"Have You Ever Heard Their Band?"
Religious Superstition
"Saliva Can Only Take So Much"
Buffalo Voice
"Someplace Else Right Now"
Get A Life
"A Kayak (On Snow)"
N-Lite
"I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back"
Secular Humanism
"Attack! Attack! Attack!"
I Was In A Drum
"A Different Octave"
"This Ain't CNN"
"The Pigs' Music"
A Pig With Wings
"This Is All Wrong"
Hot & Putrid
"Flowing Inside-Out"
"I Had A Dream About That"
Gross Man
"A Tunnel Into Muck"
Why Not?
"Put A Little Motor In 'Em"
"You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!"
"Cold Light Generation"
Dio Fa
"That Would Be The End Of That"
Beat The Reaper
Waffenspiel


From the Album The Yellow Shark (1993) (buy at amazon.com)

Intro
Dog Breath Variations
Uncle Meat
Outrage At Valdez
Times Beach II
III Revised
The Girl In The Magnesium Dress
Be-Bop Tango
Ruth Is Sleeping
None Of The Above
Pentagon Afternoon
Questi Cazzi Di Piccione
Times Beach III
Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992
Welcome To The United States
Pound For A Brown
Exercise #4
Get Whitey
G-Spot Tornado


From the Album Ahead Of Their Time (1993) (buy at amazon.com)

Prologue
Progress?
Like It Or Not
The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
Holding The Group Back
Holiday In Berlin
The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
Undaunted, The Band Plays On
Agency Man
Epilogue
King Kong
Help, I'm A Rock
Transylvania Boogie
Pound For A Brown
Sleeping In A Jar
Let's Make The Water Turn Black
Harry, You're A Beast
The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part I)
Oh No
The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II)


From the Album Playground Psychotics (1992) (buy at amazon.com)

"Here Comes The Gear, Lads"
The Living Garbage Truck
A Typical Sound Check
"This Is Neat"
The Motel Lobby
Getting Stewed
The Motel Room
"Don't Take Me Down"
The Dressing Room
Learning "Penis Dimension"
"You There, With The Hard On!"
Zanti Serenade
Divan
Sleeping In A Jar
"Don't Eat There"
Brixton Still Life
Super Grease
Wonderful Wino
Sharleena
Cruising For Burgers
Diptheria Blues
Well
Say Please
Aaawk
Scum Bag
A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
Beer Shampoo
Champagne Lecture
Childish Perversions
Playground Psychotics
The Mud Shark Interview
"There's No Lust In Jazz"
Botulism On The Hoof
You Got Your Armies
The Spew King
I'm Doomed
Status Back Baby
The London Cab Tape
Concentration Moon, Part One
The Sanzini Brothers
"It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This"
Concentration Moon, Part Two
Mom & Dad
Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
Billy The Mountain
He's Watching Us
If You're Not A Professional Actor
He's Right
Going For The Money
Jeff Quits
A Bunch Of Adventures
Martin Lickert's Story
A Great Guy
Bad Acting
The Worst Reviews
A Version Of Himself
I Could Be A Star Now


From the Album Broadway The Hard Way (1988) (buy at amazon.com)

Elvis Has Just Left The Building
Planet Of The Baritone Women
Any Kind Of Pain
Dickie's Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation)
When The Lie's So Big
Rhymin' Man
Promiscuous
The Untouchables
Why Don't You Like Me?
Bacon Fat
Stolen Moments
Murder By Numbers
Jezebel Boy
Outside Now
Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
What Kind Of Girl?
Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk


From the Album Guitar (1988) (buy at amazon.com)

Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
Which One Is It?
Republicans
Do Not Pass Go
Chalk Pie
In-A-Gadda-Stravinsky
That's Not Really Reggae
When No One Was No One
Once Again, Without The Net
Outside Now (Original Solo)
Jim & Tammy's Upper Room
Were We Ever Really Safe In San Antonio?
That Ol' G Minor Thing Again
Hotel Atlanta Incidentals
That's Not Really A Shuffle
Move It Or Park It
Sunrise Redeemer
Variations On Sinister #3
Orrin Hatch On Skis
But Who Was Fulcanelli?
For Duane
GOA
Winos Do Not March
Swans? What Swans?
Too Ugly For Show Business
Systems Of Edges
Do Not Try This At Home
Things That Look Like Meat
Watermelon In Easter Hay
Canadian Customs
Is That All There Is?
It Ain't Necessarily The Saint James Infirmary


From the Album Jazz From Hell (1986) (buy at amazon.com)

Night School
The Beltway Bandits
While You Were Art II
Jazz From Hell
G-Spot Tornado
Damp Ankles
St. Etienne
Massaggio Galore


From the Album Frank Zappa Meets The Mothers Of Prevention (1985) (buy at amazon.com)

I Don't Even Care
One Man, One Vote
Little Beige Sambo
Aerobics In Bondage
We're Turning Again
Alien Orifice
Yo Cats
What's New In Baltimore?
Porn Wars
H.R. 2911


From the Album Thing-Fish (1984) (buy at amazon.com)

Prologue
The Mammy Nuns
Harry & Rhonda
Galoot Up-Date
The 'Torchum' Never Stops
That Evil Prince
You Are What You Is
Mudd Club
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
Clowns On Velvet
Harry-As-A-Boy
He's So Gay
The Massive Improve'lence
Artificial Rhonda
The Crab-Grass Baby
The White Boy Troubles
No Not Now
Briefcase Boogie
Brown Moses
Wistful Wit A Fist-Full
Drop Dead
Won Ton On


From the Album Them Or Us (1984) (buy at amazon.com)

The Closer You Are
In France
Ya Hozna
Sharleena
Sinister Footwear II
Truck Driver Divorce
Stevie's Spanking
Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
Marque-Son's Chicken
Planet Of My Dreams
Be In My Video
Them Or Us
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
Whippin' Post


From the Album The Man From Utopia (1983) (buy at amazon.com)

Cocaine Decisions
SEX
Tink Walks Amok
The Radio Is Broken
The Dangerous Kitchen
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
Stick Together
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
Luigi & The Wise Guys
Moggio


From the Album Ship Arriving To Late To Save A Drowning Witch (1982) (buy at amazon.com)

No Not Now
Valley Girl
I Come From Nowhere
Drowning Witch
Envelopes
Teen-Age Prostitute


From the Album You Are What You Is (1981) (buy at amazon.com)

Teen-Age Wind
Harder Than Your Husband
Doreen
Goblin Girl
Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
Society Pages
I'm A Beautiful Guy
Beauty Knows No Pain
Charlie's Enormous Mouth
Any Downers?
Conehead
You Are What You Is
Mudd Club
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
Dumb All Over
Heavenly Bank Account
Suicide Chump
Jumbo, Go Away
If Only She Woulda
Drafted Again


From the Album Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar (1981) (buy at amazon.com)

Beat It With Your Fist
Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
Pinocchio's Furniture
Why Johnny Can't Read
Stucco Homes
Canard Du Jour


From the Album Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More (1981) (buy at amazon.com)

Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression
Gee, I Like Your Pants
Canarsie
Ship Ahoy
The Deathless Horsie
Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More
Pink Napkins


From the Album Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar (1981) (buy at amazon.com)

Five-Five-FIVE
Hog Heaven
Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
While You Were Out
Treacherous Cretins
Heavy Duty Judy
Soup 'N Old Clothes


From the Album Tinsel Town Rebellion (1981) (buy at amazon.com)

Fine Girl
Easy Meat
For The Young Sophisticate
Love Of My Life
I Ain't Got No Heart
Panty Rap
Tell Me You Love Me
Now You See It - Now You Don't
Dance Contest
The Blue Light
Tinsel Town Rebellion
Pick Me, I'm Clean
Bamboozled By Love
Brown Shoes Don't Make It
Peaches III


From the Album Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III (1979) (buy at amazon.com)

The Central Scrutinizer
Joe's Garage
Catholic Girls
Crew Slut
Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
On The Bus
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
Scrutinizer Postlude
A Token Of My Extreme
Stick It Out
Sy Borg
Dong Work For Yuda
Keep It Greasey
Outside Now
He Used To Cut The Grass
Packard Goose
Watermelon In Easter Hay
A Little Green Rosetta


From the Album Orchestral Favorites (1979) (buy at amazon.com)

Strictly Genteel
Pedro's Dowry
Naval Aviation In Art?
Duke Of Prunes
Bogus Pomp


From the Album Sheik Yerbouti (1979) (buy at amazon.com)

I Have Been In You
Flakes
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
I'm So Cute
Jones Crusher
What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
Rat Tomago
Wait A Minute
Bobby Brown Goes Down
Rubber Shirt
The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
Baby Snakes
Tryin' To Grow A Chin
City Of Tiny Lites
Dancin' Fool
Jewish Princess
Wild Love
Yo' Mama


From the Album Sleep Dirt (1979) (buy at amazon.com)

Filthy Habits
Flambay
Spider Of Destiny
Regyptian Strut
Time Is Money
Sleep Dirt
The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution


From the Album Studio Tan (1978) (buy at amazon.com)

The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
Revised Music For Guitar And Low-Budget Orchestra
Lemme Take You To The Beach
RDNZL


From the Album Zappa In New York (1978) (buy at amazon.com)

Titties & Beer
Cruising For Burgers
I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
Punky's Whips
Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I'm The Slime
Pound For A Brown
Manx Needs Women
The Black Page Drum Solo / Black Page #1
Big Leg Emma
Sofa
Black Page #2
The Torture Never Stops
The Purple Lagoon / Approximate


From the Album Zoot Allures (1976) (buy at amazon.com)

Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station
Black Napkins
The Torture Never Stops
Ms. Pinky
Find Her Finer
Friendly Little Finger
Wonderful Wino
Zoot Allures
Disco Boy


From the Album Bongo Fury (1975) (buy at amazon.com)

Debra Kadabra
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
200 Years Old
Cucamonga
Advance Romance
Man With The Woman Head
Muffin Man


From the Album One Size Fits All (1975) (buy at amazon.com)

Inca Roads
Can't Afford No Shoes
Sofa No. 1
Po-Jama People
Florentine Pogen
Evelyn, A Modified Dog
San Ber'dino
Andy
Sofa No. 2


From the Album Roxy & Elsewhere (1974) (buy at amazon.com)

Penguin In Bondage
Pygmy Twylyte
Dummy Up
Village Of The Sun
Echidna's Arf (Of You)
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
Cheepnis
Son Of Orange County
More Trouble Every Day
Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)


From the Album Apostrophe (') (1974) (buy at amazon.com)

Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
Nanook Rubs It
St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Father O'Blivion
Cosmik Debris
Excentrifugal Forz
Apostrophe'
Uncle Remus
Stink-Foot


From the Album Over-Nite Sensation (1973) (buy at amazon.com)

Camarillo Brillo
I'm The Slime
Dirty Love
50/50
Zomby Woof
Dinah-Moe Humm
Montana


From the Album The Grand Wazoo (1972) (buy at amazon.com)

For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
The Grand Wazoo
Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
Eat That Question
Blessed Relief


From the Album Waka/Jawaka (1972) (buy at amazon.com)

Big Swifty
Your Mouth
It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
Waka/Jawaka


From the Album Just Another Band From L.A. (1972) (buy at amazon.com)

Billy The Mountain
Call Any Vegetable
Eddie, Are You Kidding?
Magdalena
Dog Breath


From the Album 200 Motels (1971) (buy at amazon.com)

Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
Mystery Roach
Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
Tuna Fish Promenade
Dance Of The Just Plain Folks
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
The Sealed Tuna Bolero
Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Touring Can Make You Crazy
Would You Like A Snack?
Redneck Eats
Centerville
She Painted Up Her Face
Janet's Big Dance Number
Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
Mysterioso
Shove It Right In
Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude
I'm Stealing The Towels
Dental Hygiene Dilemma
Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
Penis Dimension
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
Magic Fingers
Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
Dew On The Newts We Got
The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
The Girl's Dream
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
Strictly Genteel
The Finale


From the Album Fillmore East, June 1971 (1971) (buy at amazon.com)

Little House I Used To Live In
The Mud Shark
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
Bwana Dik
Latex Solar Beef
Willie The Pimp Part One
Willie The Pimp Part Two
Do You Like My New Car?
Happy Together
Lonesome Electric Turkey
Peaches En Regalia
Tears Began To Fall


From the Album Chunga's Revenge (1970) (buy at amazon.com)

Transylvania Boogie
Road Ladies
Twenty Small Cigars
The Nancy & Mary Music
Tell Me You Love Me
Would You Go All The Way?
Chunga's Revenge
The Clap
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
Sharleena


From the Album Weasels Ripped My Flesh (1970) (buy at amazon.com)

Didja Get Any Onya?
Directly From My Heart To You
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
Toads Of The Short Forest
Get A Little
The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
Oh No
The Orange County Lumber Truck
Weasels Ripped My Flesh


From the Album Burnt Weeny Sandwich (1970) (buy at amazon.com)

WPLJ
Igor's Boogie, Phase One
Overture To A Holiday In Berlin
Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich
Igor's Boogie, Phase Two
Holiday In Berlin, Full-Blown
Aybe Sea
The Little House I Used To Live In
Valarie


From the Album Hot Rats (1969) (buy at amazon.com)

Peaches En Regalia
Willie The Pimp
Son Of Mr. Green Genes
Little Umbrellas
The Gumbo Variations
It Must Be A Camel


From the Album Uncle Meat (1969) (buy at amazon.com)

Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme
The Voice Of Cheese
Nine Types Of Industrial Pollution
Zolar Czakl
Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
The Legend Of The Golden Arches
Louie Louie
The Dog Breath Variations
Sleeping In A Jar
Our Bizarre Relationship
The Uncle Meat Variations
Electric Aunt Jemima
Prelude To King Kong
God Bless America
A Pound For A Brown On The Bus
Ian Underwood Whips It Out
Mr. Green Genes
We Can Shoot You
"If We'd All Been Living In California..."
The Air
Project X
Cruising For Burgers
Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I
Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II
King Kong Itself (As Played By The Mothers In A Studio)
King Kong (It's Magnificence As Interpreted By Dom Dewild)
King Kong (As Motorhead Explains It)
King Kong (The Gardner Varieties)
King Kong (As Played By 3 Deranged Good Humor Trucks)
King Kong (Live On A Flat Bed Diesel In The Middle Of A Race Track At A Miami Pop Festival...)


From the Album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets (1968) (buy at amazon.com)

Cheap Thrills
Love Of My Life
How Could I Be Such A Fool?
Deseri
I'm Not Satisfied
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
Anything
Later That Night
You Didn't Try To Call Me
Fountain Of Love
No. No. No.
Anyway The Wind Blows
Stuff Up The Cracks


From the Album We're Only In It For The Money (1968) (buy at amazon.com)

Are You Hung Up?
Who Needs The Peace Corps?
Concentration Moon
Mom & Dad
Telephone Conversation
Bow Tie Daddy
Harry, You're A Beast
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
Absolutely Free
Flower Punk
Hot Poop
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
Let's Make The Water Turn Black
The Idiot Bastard Son
Lonely Little Girl
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
Mother People
The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny


From the Album Lumpy Gravy (1967) (buy at amazon.com)

The Way I See It, Barry
Duodenum
Oh No
Bit Of Nostalgia
It's From Kansas
Bored Out 90 Over
Almost Chinese
Switching Girls
Oh No Again
At The Gas Station
Another Pickup
I Don't Know If I Can (Go Through This Again)
Very Distraughtening
White Ugliness
Amen
Just One More Time
A Vicious Circle
King Kong
Drums Are Too Noisy
Kangaroos
Envelops The Bath Tub
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance


From the Album Absolutely Free (1967) (buy at amazon.com)

Plastic People
The Duke Of Prunes
Amnesia Vivace
The Duke Regains His Chops
Call Any Vegetable
Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
Soft-Sell Conclusion
Big Leg Emma
Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
America Drinks
Status Back Baby
Uncle Bernie's Farm
Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
Brown Shoes Don't Make It
America Drinks & Goes Home


From the Album Freak Out! (1966) (buy at amazon.com)

Hungry Freaks, Daddy
I Ain't Got No Heart
Who Are The Brain Police?
Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
Motherly Love
How Could I Be Such A Fool?
Wowie Zowie
You Didn't Try To Call Me
Anyway The Wind Blows
I'm Not Satisfied
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
Trouble Every Day
Help, I'm A Rock
It Can't Happen Here
The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet


Other Songs:
A Typical Sound Check
Babette
Father Obliviion
Harder That Your Husband
Here Comes The Gear, Lads
Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
The Motel Room