Fruvous Moxy - I Love My Boss Alternate Lyrics Lyrics

These lyrics represent the original version of the song as closely as
possible. (Thanks to the Früvous Pages for these...)


He can't stand a loss
He's always cross
His name is Ross...
I love my boss

I love my boss
He isn't full of fluff and gloss
He gives me work and many chores to do
My model, like Ben Cartwright to Hoss

And though he pays me minimum wage
It's all I deserve at this stage
Some union hack said I should ask for more
I answered with suitable rage

I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss

One day I came to work too late
I'd had a Fruvous luncheon date
My boss he summoned me to speak with him
I sweated, awaiting my fate
He said "you're gone!"
It was just like the wrath of Khan
But my dear boss let me apologize
I love him, and I had been wrong

He's going out now with my sister
They go real heavy on the sauce
I'd like to tell him watch out mister
But he's the boss
My friends they say that I am clinging
Ask why I'm carrying this cross
Who knows what x-mas will be bringing
From dear old boss
Bosses through the ages prove
They're the ones who make it move
Bewitched would have an empty plate
If it weren't for Larry Tate
Clark Kent reached the highest height
With the help of Perry White
And if we may be retrograde
Speak the name Reuben Kincaid
Now I've really kicked the sacred cow
I've got me working on the night shift
When my boss is out on the town
I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss