I'm not gonna write another dumb love song
I'm tired of playing all these damn chords wrong
C A minor, G F U and all your feelings
I hope you trip on a stick, and you don't stop bleeding
Okay that was harsh, but you won't hear my apology
Go ahead and blame all your dumb problems on me
I hope you feel guilty when you're the one who is suffering
Cause i'll be here laughing while snacking on my lima beans
I'm trying to be healthy, so I avoid all the folks
They crack under pressure, like idiotic egg yolks
I don't really like dairy
After I punch you you'll need the tooth fairy