Falafel Dragon - #ModelsAreCriminals Lyrics

#ModelsAreCriminals Bitch!

Jackson Marquis

I've got a nose full of
Sweet Plus F*ckin' my
Ho in The Hippie Bus
Florida is the True Pussy
Clam Bake Never seen so
Much nasty ass and
The F*cked up Fakes

Land of The Lost & Cocaine
Batchers The only place
With The Pussy-Boy Snatchers
Where there is no bro code &
You won't get head You'l drown
With dehydration before you
Can even eat bread

Got that Louis brand name
Jackets Rockin' that Diamond
Gold Air Jordans Nike Dyke
Fashion What do I say
When my knife is in you?

"Ha Ha Bitch your short
Time is through"

Cumming in your mouth
Like it's an everyday
Experience My Dick will
Just be out making
That White Stuff that is
Fiercely dense

Wanking my Weasel
And Waxing my Dolphin

To The Models but they're
Criminals and all that cash
Will win Yes yes
#ModelsAreCriminals
And that's the only test test

I've got a mouthful
Of Rich Asian Hooker
Because they know how
To get my Wallet like
A booker of Prisoners
In a Jail Cell doing Meth for
A Package of Narc
Well I don't know what
That means How about
You get a squeeze in
The Dark Shoplift some
Tums for me and then turn
Around and say to me:

#ModelsAreCriminals

Just for you
Just for me
It is The Wills of
The Jedi Evil Sith
Cumming on your Face
Yes yes using The Dark Side
To manipulate The Force to make
Darth Vader become a person
In The Reality of Real Life
Just Kidding I'm Jackson
Marquis to F*ckersberg Austria
Be my Wife!

I will F*ck The Models
Because they're all
Just F*cking Criminals
Don't let their looks
Betray you Because all
You will see in the end
Is what is portrayed
As true because:
#ModelsAreCriminals Bitch!
Jackson Marquis is out!